Local Call (joke*)
Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and the Lebanese President died and went
all to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how
everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said: well, devil
how much do I owe you?(She qsked the devil)
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars?!
She made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair....
George Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call
the United States , I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how
much do I owe you?(He asked the devil)
The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars?! oh my God
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...
The Lebanese president(*********) was extremely so jealous too... he started
screaming and shouting, I wanna call Lebanon too, I wanna see how
everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to
the deputies, I wanna see if they had another president than me!!!!!...
He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking
and talking and talking... then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: 2$
Only 2 dollars?!
The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local call! :) :) :) |