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احمد على على على نقشارة

Egypt


أنا مراهقة !

ساهم في الملف: ماذا بعد قمة دمشق؟

احمد على على على نقشارة

Egypt
فكان حتماً على المسلمين الهزيمة
محمد سيف الدين

Lebanon
اين هويتنا؟ اين لغتنا!!!
Mireille V

Lebanon
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رجاء الشوربجى

Egypt
أمريكا لن تتألم لأوجاعكم
جمال الدين بوزيان

Algeria
هل أصبحت MBC هي مقياس النجاح؟
تسلية


Local Call (joke*)

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and the Lebanese President died and went

all to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how

everybody is doing there....



She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said: well, devil

how much do I owe you?(She qsked the devil)

The devil goes: 5 million dollars...

5 million dollars?!

She made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair....

George Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call

the United States , I wanna see how everybody is doing too...



He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how

much do I owe you?(He asked the devil)

The devil goes: 10 million dollars...



10 million dollars?! oh my God



He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...

The Lebanese president(*********) was extremely so jealous too... he started

screaming and shouting, I wanna call Lebanon too, I wanna see how

everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to



the deputies, I wanna see if they had another president than me!!!!!...



He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking

and talking and talking... then he said:

well, devil how much do I owe you????



The devil goes: 2$

Only 2 dollars?!

The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local call!   :) :) :)

أرسله: Al Salman 18 نيسان 2008
آب 2008
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